My friend Billy had a 10 foot willy,
he showed it to the girl next door,
she thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake,
now its only 4 foot 4
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,
all the kings horses,
and all the kings men said,
STUFF HIM HE'S ONLY AN EGG
Yanky Doodle went to town
riding on a pony
he did a fart and blew the cart
and paralyzed the pony
Yanky Doodle went to town
riding on his mother
every time they went ova a bump
he would have another brother
he showed it to the girl next door,
she thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake,
now its only 4 foot 4
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,
all the kings horses,
and all the kings men said,
STUFF HIM HE'S ONLY AN EGG
Yanky Doodle went to town
riding on a pony
he did a fart and blew the cart
and paralyzed the pony
Yanky Doodle went to town
riding on his mother
every time they went ova a bump
he would have another brother